Masochistic Mommy

Have you procreated a child? Does that child ever get ill? Then by Jove, you've come to the right place! If your child displays symptoms of an illness but you are unsure what has caused them, this visual resource can help. The following collection of diagrams looks at different parts of the body and lists symptoms common to babies and children. Problems affecting the skin in general, such as rashes, are also included. Because it's impossible to give a definite medical diagnosis from only one or two symptoms, these diagrams instead help you to make an educated guess as to the possible cause (if your child has more than one symptom, look up the major one first). By clicking to this page, you've brought diagnostic information, quite literally, to your fingertips! Note: this resource is, of course, not designed to replace your physician's guidance, but rather, is an accessible complement to it. Bookmark or Pin this page for future reference.

Many mothers the world over are concerned that their breast milk supply is inadequate. This anxiety leads to most of them abandoning breastfeeding earlier than they had planned. There is thus a large gap in the market for a gadget which can effectively and reliably measure breast milk production. I am pleased to reveal that I have discovered a device that meets these specifications, and has additional advantages! The device is quite small, and thus portable. It can be strapped to the mother for hands-free usage or placed on the mother’s lap. While switched on, the device emits audio cues which indicate that milk is due to be tested. The device then follows a simple user-friendly test procedure: the unit attaches directly to the mothers breast producing a vacuum effect. This has been scientifically proven to extract milk more efficiently to a higher quantity than any other product to date, even surpassing hospital-grade breast pumps.  There is no need to use any additional attachmen...

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